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Ten Facts...
November 7, 2018 at 12:54 am
Tell us ten facts about yourself.
They don't have to be important facts. They can be truly trivial.
I'll start:
1. I have three stuffed toys on my desk at work: An alligator, Marvin the Martian, and Sylvester the cat.
2. Kids are NOT allowed to play with the toys.
3. I loathe the song "Mr Bojangles"
4. I think Nirvana sucked.
5 . As a kid I wanted to be an assassin.
6. I was once suspended from school for hitting a bully who walked through me with a wooden bat and then punching her a couple of times.
7. I think the sound Goofy occasionally makes when falling, "waahaahaahoi!" is one of the funniest sounds on the planet.
8. I do a pretty good impersonation of Vyvyan from the Young Ones.
9. No, I won't make a recording of it.
10. I need more sleep.
Your turn.
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RE: Ten Facts...
November 7, 2018 at 2:34 am
(This post was last modified: November 7, 2018 at 2:35 am by Mr.Obvious.)
1. I ride between 275 and 350 kilometers on bycycle every week.
2. I haven't cried, apart from one funeral and witnessing on death, since I was 16.
3. I drive a Citroën xsara from 2001. We've had it for three years now.
4. About 4 out of 5 people think i am a woman on The phone.
5. I've never been outside of western/Central Europe.
6. I was Born 5 weeks early.
7. Different People have attempted trice to mug me. they all failed.
8. I am The youngest in my family, having an older brother by four years and an older sister by two.
9. I consider myself socialist.
10. Nothing would scare nor delight me more than becoming a father.
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- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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RE: Ten Facts...
November 7, 2018 at 2:39 am
1-I drink a lot of coffee and tea..like a lot.
2-I think that a place without a coffee shop is a bad place
3-I love sleep, actually if sleep was a person I would've slept with it
4-Mobile phones destroyed the beautiful era when having a laptop was a thing..so I hate mobiles
5-I love to eat chips with supermarket cheese sandwiches..original chips with salt only.
6-I have a cowboy hat addiction
7-I think animals can understand humans, which is embarrassing in today's norms
8-I prefer Apple over Windows; but Windows stuff are more economical
9-I believe that humanity should consume marijuana more often
10-Yes; I hate fish but I love Sushi. How is beyond me.
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RE: Ten Facts...
November 7, 2018 at 2:54 am
1. Lord
2. Jesus
3. Christ
4. Is
5. The
6. Way
7. Unless
8. You
9. Want
10. Torture
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RE: Ten Facts...
November 7, 2018 at 3:32 am
(This post was last modified: November 7, 2018 at 3:32 am by ignoramus.)
1- I mig weld like a champ
2- I enjoy working with my hands
3- Love the simplicity of old cars - pre computers.
4- I'm not much of a talker irl
5- Love SciFi
6- Don't believe in any Woo (but love it in the movies)
7- Love fiddling with computers
8- Love fiddling with electronics
9- The wife and the cat come first.
10- The wife hasn't murdered me in my sleep in 30 years
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RE: Ten Facts...
November 7, 2018 at 5:12 am
1. I hate my boss
2. I've never cheated at Monopoly
3. I have a dodgy knee
4. I once saved someone from freezing to death
5. I can play the Ukulele
6. I'm hopeless
7. I don't own a suit
8. I've been locked up overnight
9. I need glasses, but nope
10. Sandals really annoy me
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RE: Ten Facts...
November 7, 2018 at 6:38 am
1. Elvis does not live in my basement.
2. I' ve never killed a Yak.
3. I've never been chased by cannibals through a delicatessen.
4. I can belch and fart simultaneously.
5. I once dated Halle Berry, in a vivid dream.
6. I am reasonably symmetrical, if you' re not looking too closely.
7. My mother said I was a smartass - and I thought it was a good thing - gee thanks, mom.
8. I' ve eaten fish on Friday. Tuna- on communion wafers with Mayo.
9. On any official paperwork, under " hair color", I always write " plaid".
10. Contrary to rumors, I am not an alien.
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RE: Ten Facts...
November 7, 2018 at 7:31 am
1. I had a minor existential crisis at 41 when I found out I had shrunk 1/2" to 6'3 1/2".
2. I'm terrible at chess, which seems to surprise a lot of people (not sure why).
3. I loathe gardening.
4. One of my brothers once tried to murder me with a pair of garden shears.
5. I once vomited on a cop. Deliberately.
6. I've been arrested 7 times.
7. I don't play video games and have a hard time understanding why anyone does.
8. I don't truly grasp the point of forgiving people who have wronged me.
9. I once held an appointed political office for three weeks.
10. I am a better-than-average poker player.
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Ten Facts...
November 7, 2018 at 9:44 am
1. Desserts are the reason I cannot go full vegan.
2. I can put my right leg behind my head (not my left leg though.)
3. My dog is better than most people.
4. I am convinced technology has destroyed my attention span.
5. I need to go grocery shopping
6.
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8.
Bread
Oatmeal
Coffee
Apples
Bananas
Illegitimi non carborundum