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True Enough - Because Jesus Is An Embarrassment To Them

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True Enough - Because Jesus Is An Embarrassment To Them
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RE: True Enough - Because Jesus Is An Embarrassment To Them
November 22, 2018 at 7:53 pm
Overheard in the Oval Office:

"Feed the poor"

"Not gonna happen, Jesus"

"Love those who hate you"

"Fuck off, Jesus"

"As you have treated the least among you..."

"Will someone get security in here!"
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

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RE: True Enough - Because Jesus Is An Embarrassment To Them - by YahwehIsTheWay - November 22, 2018 at 7:53 pm

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