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45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
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45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
Ok, take a famous inspiring quote from history, and bastardize it with how you think the orange jackass would put it.

45, "Suckers, Sycophants, let me cut off your ears."

45, " Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what Mara Lago can do for me."

45, " Think not that I have brought facts, I bring not facts, but bullshit."

45, "Free at last, free at last, thank God for billionaire tax breaks, they're free at last."

45, "I Tweet, so therefore I Tweet "CAPS LIVES MATTER".

45, "How do I screw farmers, let me count the ways."

45, "Imagine there's no free press, it's easy if you try."
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45's versions of famous quotes...add yours. - by Brian37 - August 28, 2019 at 7:36 am
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours. - by no one - August 28, 2019 at 11:59 am
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours. - by brewer - September 1, 2019 at 6:10 pm
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours. - by Brian37 - September 2, 2019 at 10:10 am
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours. - by brewer - September 2, 2019 at 4:59 pm
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours. - by Brian37 - September 3, 2019 at 6:38 am

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