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Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
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Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
I'll kick it off.


My six year old has advanced from an estimated age of 3 to 5-and-a-half in reading..in just six weeks.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by The Grand Nudger - March 12, 2020 at 1:26 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 12, 2020 at 4:04 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by arewethereyet - March 12, 2020 at 4:07 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by Shell B - March 12, 2020 at 4:10 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by arewethereyet - March 12, 2020 at 4:13 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by Shell B - March 12, 2020 at 4:37 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by Shell B - March 12, 2020 at 5:05 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by Brian37 - March 12, 2020 at 4:49 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by Brian37 - March 12, 2020 at 8:10 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by arewethereyet - March 12, 2020 at 8:15 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by Fireball - March 12, 2020 at 8:38 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by Brian37 - March 12, 2020 at 4:59 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 12, 2020 at 5:08 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by Brian37 - March 12, 2020 at 5:31 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 12, 2020 at 6:18 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by brewer - March 12, 2020 at 5:03 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by arewethereyet - March 12, 2020 at 5:06 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by ignoramus - March 13, 2020 at 12:51 am
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by Shell B - March 15, 2020 at 12:37 pm
RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition. - by arewethereyet - March 15, 2020 at 1:02 pm

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