(March 17, 2020 at 1:46 pm)Ranjr Wrote:(March 17, 2020 at 12:39 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Well you can imagine that, according to Vatican, God restored Mary's hymen after Jesus was born only so Joseph can tear it apart later. I mean would Joseph make God look like a fool?
Maybe Jesus magically slipped around her saintly hymen, leaving Mary intact, since it would be a sin for him to take her virginity. Plus, we know heavenly jizz works topically. For reference:
The Brick Testament is a work of genius.