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How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus?

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How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus?
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RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus?
August 17, 2020 at 4:45 pm (This post was last modified: August 17, 2020 at 4:46 pm by onlinebiker.)
(August 17, 2020 at 4:23 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: More straining, more moaning, less ... product after all that. I don't think his boy posse minded.

i dunno...

It's been a couple thousand years... 

He might finish in one stroke...


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(August 17, 2020 at 4:36 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(August 17, 2020 at 4:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: None of the denominations I’m aware of are holding out for laser eyes, but the rest of it’s pretty close.

Well, there is a description of Jesus in Revelation with "eyes like blazing fire" and I've seen it portrayed like that

[Image: eyes-lazer.jpg]

And who knows, maybe Kevin Smith's upcoming rapture movie where Christ is like Godzilla (Christzilla) will perhaps be the most accurate portrayal of how Christians imagine that event.

Will Rufus be joining him?
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How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus?

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RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by onlinebiker - August 17, 2020 at 4:45 pm
RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by Foxaèr - September 10, 2020 at 9:49 am
RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by brewer - September 14, 2020 at 7:43 pm
RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by Belacqua - September 14, 2020 at 10:03 pm
RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by Drich - September 9, 2020 at 11:12 am
RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by Drich - September 14, 2020 at 2:01 pm

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