(June 4, 2015 at 11:44 am)robvalue Wrote: Haha I know the ear fish one This is from memory so don't blame me for any slight errorsFrom, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
"I refuse to prove that I exist", says God. "For proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"Ah!" says man, "But the babel fish* is a dead giveaway isn't it. It proves you exist, and so therefor you don't. QED."
"Oh dear I hadn't though of that..." says God and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"That was easy!" says man. He then continues to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next pelican crossing.
*A fish you can put in your ear to translate any language into your own, an "un Tower of Babel" fish, if you will.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.