RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
September 8, 2014 at 1:30 pm
(This post was last modified: September 8, 2014 at 1:31 pm by StealthySkeptic.)
(September 8, 2014 at 12:14 pm)Chuck Wrote:(June 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Apparently they don't realize that there are xtians who aren't straight.
If you are a man worshiping a naked man on a cross, you aren't straight.
And Jesus totally had a thing for John the Evangelist, who by all accounts was a hunk of man candy.
(September 8, 2014 at 12:15 pm)ShaMan Wrote:(September 8, 2014 at 12:14 pm)Chuck Wrote: If you are a man worshiping a naked man on a cross, you aren't straight.In the church, men are called the 'bride' of christ. Gay marriage anyone?
According to The Family International, you can fantasize about having sex with Jesus, as long as you either are a woman or imagine yourself as one, to get around this idea.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
