RE: Atheists, the death penalty and abortion...
March 18, 2013 at 10:39 pm
(This post was last modified: March 18, 2013 at 10:59 pm by catfish.)
(March 18, 2013 at 12:32 pm)Rhythm Wrote:(March 18, 2013 at 6:15 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Do you masturbate? As I have intimated... (and I am not going searching for the statistics right this minute) ejaculation releases trillions of sperm ...ALL doomed to die. So this loss of life (in potentia) will stop you from having sex or having the midnight "wet dreams"?In defense of men the world over, at the worst, a wet dream would be involuntary manslaughter. Now those dirty fornicators, another story entirely. They have a clear history and the scope and frequency of their offenses is justifiable grounds for murder in the first. Perhaps we should even create an entirely new category of crime as I doubt that Pol Pot has anything on the teenage boys of the world on that count.
Nah, they'd be safe from prosecution. You just get one of the dumbasses around here as a defense attorney, they'll dazzle them with bullshit and convince the jury that the human sperm were in fact, tadpoles. And if there are any blind jurors, they'll convince them that sperm doesn't exist, because after all, science classifies objects by appearances alone. /sarcasm
