Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too!

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Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too!

Minimalist Offline

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RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too!

May 17, 2013 at 11:59 am

(May 15, 2013 at 7:01 pm)Undeceived Wrote:
(May 14, 2013 at 12:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22512...er_bbcnews

But I do love the irony that our resident protestant assholes have seized onto catholic doctrine and cling to it passionately.

Matthew 13:42, Jesus says: "And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."

Matthew 25:41, Jesus says: "Depart from me, you cursed, into everlasting fire . . ."

Mark 9:46, Jesus says: "Where their worm does not die and the fire is not quenched."

Matthew 25:46, Jesus says, : "These will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life."

The man in Luke 16:24 cries: "I am tormented in this flame."

Revelation 20:15: "And whoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

Are we supposed to throw out the idea of Hell because it is *only* mentioned 15 times? Or do you mean society's concept of Hell is a literary construct?--because I'd agree to that. The Bible itself is very clear: Hell is a place of perpetual torment.

Yes, the article made clear that there are some 15 references to "hell" in your fucking bullshit stories. I really don't need you to list them because to tell you the truth I don't give a flying fuck what your bible says. Clear?

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Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Minimalist - May 14, 2013 at 12:35 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Tonus - May 14, 2013 at 12:38 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Mister Agenda - May 14, 2013 at 12:42 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Jackalope - May 14, 2013 at 1:31 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Minimalist - May 14, 2013 at 12:59 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by JesusHChrist - May 14, 2013 at 1:29 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Tonus - May 14, 2013 at 1:50 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by smax - May 22, 2013 at 7:05 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Anomalocaris - May 14, 2013 at 1:30 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Undeceived - May 15, 2013 at 7:01 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by goodnews - May 16, 2013 at 9:07 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Minimalist - May 17, 2013 at 11:59 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Jackalope - May 15, 2013 at 7:47 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Neo-Scholastic - May 15, 2013 at 8:38 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Esquilax - May 16, 2013 at 4:47 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Faith No More - May 16, 2013 at 9:18 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by goodnews - May 16, 2013 at 10:03 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by tokutter - May 16, 2013 at 11:38 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Strongbad - May 16, 2013 at 11:51 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Godschild - May 16, 2013 at 11:25 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by The Grand Nudger - May 15, 2013 at 9:08 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Minimalist - May 15, 2013 at 11:29 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Fidel_Castronaut - May 16, 2013 at 5:25 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Anomalocaris - May 16, 2013 at 6:10 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Tonus - May 16, 2013 at 10:55 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Anomalocaris - May 16, 2013 at 8:00 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Neo-Scholastic - May 16, 2013 at 6:05 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Minimalist - May 16, 2013 at 7:17 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by John V - May 17, 2013 at 11:56 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Faith No More - May 17, 2013 at 1:39 pm

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RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Godschild - May 18, 2013 at 10:36 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Minimalist - May 21, 2013 at 11:52 am

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RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Norfolk And Chance - May 18, 2013 at 3:32 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Mystical - May 19, 2013 at 2:20 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Godschild - May 19, 2013 at 9:58 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by NoraBrimstone - May 19, 2013 at 11:57 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Norfolk And Chance - May 19, 2013 at 11:38 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Raven - May 19, 2013 at 11:39 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Neo-Scholastic - May 19, 2013 at 1:37 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Norfolk And Chance - May 19, 2013 at 3:54 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Cyberman - May 20, 2013 at 3:43 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Tonus - May 19, 2013 at 4:12 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Faith No More - May 19, 2013 at 5:32 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by ideologue08 - May 19, 2013 at 5:40 pm

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RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Angrboda - May 20, 2013 at 2:33 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Raven - May 20, 2013 at 3:05 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Godschild - May 20, 2013 at 3:25 pm

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RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Mystical - May 20, 2013 at 3:56 pm

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RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Raven - May 20, 2013 at 4:14 pm

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RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Neo-Scholastic - May 22, 2013 at 1:18 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Faith No More - May 22, 2013 at 1:34 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Neo-Scholastic - May 22, 2013 at 5:11 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Faith No More - May 22, 2013 at 10:29 pm

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RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Faith No More - May 23, 2013 at 8:54 am

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RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Minimalist - May 21, 2013 at 1:44 pm

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