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Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too!
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RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too!
(May 19, 2013 at 12:49 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: ...one woman who actually died for you is in eternal torment for a finite crime.
Chad Wooters Wrote:Yes Godschild, they cannot seem to grasp the concept of people clinging to their sin and thereby preventing themselves from enjoying the blessings of Heaven. For those who still cannot get it, think of the Monkey Trap. It's a box with a hole in the side and an apple inside. The hole is big enough for the monkey to slip in his empty hand. But the hole is too small for him to remove his hand while holding the apple. The trapper comes along and captures the monkey, because the monkey was too greedy to let go of the apple and escape. Hell is a monkey trap, you cannot escape if you are unwilling to let go of your sin.

Swedenborg describes hell in great detail. Since he presents his accounts in 18th century language, I've updated it for modern sensibilities. You can find all the sinful pleasures of earth in hell, just without any of the good that mitigates its filth and hurt on earth.

Hell is filled with beer volcanoes and rave parties where gloutenous slobs and cheap tramps dance naked in a thick stiffling haze of second-hand smoke. Drunkards stumble through the street pissing and vomiting. Your buddies leave you in the street and write insults on your face with permanent marker. Cum-soaked whores fuck till their cunts are nothing but painful raw sores. Sweaty bathhouses are crowded with sodomites. Players gag willing sluts with their cocks and ass-rape them when they pass out. Everyone lies to each other to get what they want. Slick studs make promises to protect you but discard you to rape gangs. Elegant ladies take you home only to rob you while you sleep. The streets are filled with shit, piss, cum, vomit, the maggoty bones of discarded buffalo wings.

So hell is where sinners go because they love nothing more than indulging themselves at the expense of everyone around them. And they cannot stop. They deny that God is good and despise the angles. The trample what is pure and mock what is holy. Why would such people even want to go to heaven?

So, just to be clear here: You have no reply to what I said, take a part of my quote about a woman who died for you and quote it for an unknown reason, then talk about cum-soaked streets and ass rape as something we monkeys can't give up?

Interesting.

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Mystical - May 20, 2013 at 12:24 am

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