CHRISTIANS PLEASE EXPLAIN "tower of babel"

[Brakeman]

There's been a bit of focus on the imaginary building, of which couldn't have been built to anything as described at the time, but nothing about the WOOHOO magic spell that god cast on these poor desert cavemen. How exactly did the magic spell work? Did the workmen go home suddenly speaking French? We know languages don't work that way now, but ignorant goat fuckers in the middle east didn't.

So Theists, did god's nose twitch like Samantha on "Bewitched" when he cast this big confounding language spell? Was he senile like her old aunt Agatha and mess it up? Was he trying to do a "don't build" spell and just messed it up into a language spell. Tell us, we don't know WooHoo magic so well.