RE: joke time
September 25, 2015 at 12:05 pm
(This post was last modified: September 25, 2015 at 12:06 pm by Minimalist.)
The other night, my wife asked me how many women
I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you.
All the others kept me awake all night!"
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the
front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful
death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "...So now you want me to stay!"
I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you.
All the others kept me awake all night!"
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the
front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful
death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "...So now you want me to stay!"