RE: joke time
September 30, 2015 at 8:54 pm
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2015 at 9:53 pm by Jenny A.)
A Scottish gentlemen knows how to play the bagpipes, but politely refrains.
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A man walked into a bar with an octopus and bet everyone there that his octopus could play any instrument. And it could. It played the trumpet, the guitar, the harp, the flute, the banjo, the piano, the trombone, the drums, the sax, the tuba. . . Finally another man brought in the bagpipes. And the octopus walked round and round it poking and making little sighing noises. The man with the bagpipes declared victory.
The man with the octopus said, "Oh no. Once he figures out he can't make love to it, he'll play it."
The man with the octopus said, "Oh no. Once he figures out he can't make love to it, he'll play it."
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.