Mary had a little skirt,
With slits right up the sides,
And every time she crossed her legs,
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt,
With a slit right up the front.
She never wore that one.
With slits right up the sides,
And every time she crossed her legs,
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt,
With a slit right up the front.
She never wore that one.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'