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joke time
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TIL that electricians don't like the light on to see what they're doing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Mary had a little skirt,
With slits right up the sides,
And every time she crossed her legs,
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt,
With a slit right up the front.
She never wore that one.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Just had an email offering capsules to boost my memory. Weird, I don't remember sending off for them.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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{continued}

Mary had another skirt,
With a slit right up the front.
The boys weren't quite sure at first
But they think it looked like Trump!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Mary had a little sheep.
With the sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram.
Mary had a little lamb.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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'Knock, knock.'

'Who's there?'

'Grammar Nazi.'

'Grammar Nazi who?'




Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
Every time the lamb climbed out
The dog tried to put it back.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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How fast is a New York Minute?

I don't know! How fas..

Hey!!! Nunya fucking buziness!!!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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In relation to my interest in all things African, I've been reading up on a couple of tribes.

One is the pygmy Fukarwi tribe who live on the great grass plains where the grass grows nearly 6 feet high. They get their name from their habit of jumping up and down saying, "Fukarwi? Fukarwi?"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Quote:A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The
Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to
go to the party alone.

He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued
and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to
bed and there was no need for his good time being
spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife,
after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened
without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go
the party.

Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and
a little kiss there.

His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive
babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry
and devoted his time to the new babe that had just
arrived. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally,
since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a
little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off
they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away,
went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for
his behavior .

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she
asked what kind of a time he had. He said: "Oh, the
same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you're not there."

"Did you dance much?"
"I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so
we went into the den and played poker all evening.
But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to.
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