RE: joke time
October 19, 2017 at 2:36 am
(This post was last modified: October 19, 2017 at 2:38 am by Nay_Sayer.)
When he was a young but not yet famous and still poor man just starting out in calling minor league games, Howard Cosell dated a very rich and affluent potato. She was everything to him, however, one day after landing a movie role she holds Howard's hand and says "I can't be with you anymore".
Devastated Howard asks "Why? I love you did I do something wrong?"
She replies "No, You have been wonderful it's just I have to keep my status to my friends."
Confused Howard remarks: "I don't understand"
She gently explains: "You have to find someone right for you, I'm a rich and semi-famous spud and your just a common tater."
Devastated Howard asks "Why? I love you did I do something wrong?"
She replies "No, You have been wonderful it's just I have to keep my status to my friends."
Confused Howard remarks: "I don't understand"
She gently explains: "You have to find someone right for you, I'm a rich and semi-famous spud and your just a common tater."
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.