RE: joke time
December 28, 2017 at 12:15 am
(This post was last modified: December 28, 2017 at 12:19 am by Haipule.)
A man gets ready to hit his shot on the first tee when the starter, using the public address system says, "Will the man on the lady's tee please move back to the men's tee!"
The man then readdresses the ball when the starter again says, "Will the man on the lady's tee please move back to the men's tee!"
The man yells back at the starter, "Will the starter please allow me to hit my second shot!"
The man then readdresses the ball when the starter again says, "Will the man on the lady's tee please move back to the men's tee!"
The man yells back at the starter, "Will the starter please allow me to hit my second shot!"
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.