(February 8, 2018 at 3:11 pm)Divinity Wrote: Patient goes in for surgery, real nervous. He says to his surgeon "Doc, I'm really nervous about this. It's my first surgery."
Doc smiles at the patient, reassuring him. "Don't worry, it's my first surgery too."
Patient: "Have you performed many surgeries?"
Surgeon: "Oh yes. Hundreds!"
Patient: "That's a relief. I was worried I'd get a novice!"
Surgeon: "I'm no novice. I'm just not very good."
True story.
Dying to live, living to die.