(November 3, 2018 at 6:46 am)Brian37 Wrote: I felt a lump in my dog's belly, the vet said it needed a dog scan.
Reminds me of this:
A man took his dog to the vet.
Vet: Sorry, but the dog is dead.
Man: No, my precious can’t be dead. I want a test.
So the vet whistled, and a cat came out and walked up and down from the dog’s nose to its tail and meowed.
Vet: Its dead
Man: No. I want another test.
So the vet whistled again, and a Labrador came out sniffed at the dog and barked twice.
Vet: That’s it. The dog is definitely dead. That will be $650/
Man: What: $650 just to t ell me my dog is dead?
Vet: No that would have been 50 bucks. The $600 is for the cat scan and the lab test.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.