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joke time
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 (October 29, 2018 at 3:24 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(October 29, 2018 at 3:19 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: I imagine I'd react to it the same way Boru would react if they played it on bagpicis Whether it's spelt 'bagpipes' or 'bagpicis', it still sounds like 54 cats being boiled alive. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
A man goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, 'I'll just have the eggs benedict, please.' His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate. He asks the waiter, 'What's with the fancy plate?' The waiter replies, 'There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (October 29, 2018 at 4:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(October 29, 2018 at 3:24 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Did you mean bagpipes? Guess the bag is the raison d'etre of auditory distress.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. 
I wrote a song for the bagpipe. I call it "Cat Fight at Midnight".
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
'And someone raised the question twixt the coffee and the cakes -
'Does the piper walk to get away from all the noise he makes?' - Robert Service Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
My lesbian neighbours gave me a Rolex for my birthday.
I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch! 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
What do you call the pink fleshy parts between a shark’s teeth?
Slow swimmers. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
A ship carrying a cargo of red paint collided with a ship carrying a cargo of purple paint. No one was killed, but both crews were marooned.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I felt a lump in my dog's belly, the vet said it needed a dog scan.
RE: joke time
November 3, 2018 at 10:59 am
(This post was last modified: November 3, 2018 at 11:13 am by Rhondazvous.)
(November 1, 2018 at 7:04 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I wrote a song for the bagpipe. I call it "Cat Fight at Midnight". Sounds like the main reason I'm glad I can turn my hearing device off at night  (November 1, 2018 at 8:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'And someone raised the question twixt the coffee and the cakes - Yea, maybe all those pickled peppers dull his hearing. So he eats a peck of them before each set.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. |
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