(June 3, 2019 at 6:22 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: An octopus slithers into a bar and loudly pronounces, "I can play any musical instrument you give me!"
A disbelieving barman gives it a guitar, that it proceeds to play like Clapton.
A patron leads it to a piano, which it proceeds to play like Elton John.
Everyone is amazed.
Finally, a Scotsman gives it a set of bagpipes. There is much fumbling and commotion for a few minutes and the Scotsman laughs and says, "So, this is something you can't play?"
"Play?" Asks the octopus, "I'm gonna fuck her stupid the moment I get her pyjamas off!"
It is a strange but true fact, that Highland pipes are the only known exponential instrument: When played simultaneously, ten bagpipes are not ten times as awful as one bagpipe - they are one hundred times worse.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson