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RE: joke time
May 31, 2019 at 5:42 pm
Funding Healthcare In The US

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RE: joke time
May 31, 2019 at 8:14 pm
(May 31, 2019 at 5:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Funding Healthcare In The US

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Hilarious  Put me down for $10!
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RE: joke time
June 1, 2019 at 11:14 am
This teenage kid wanted to apply for a job at a gas station in New York. The night before he went in, he went to bed with a can of Crisco so he'd wake up oily in the morning.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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RE: joke time
June 3, 2019 at 6:22 pm
An octopus slithers into a bar and loudly pronounces, "I can play any musical instrument you give me!"

A disbelieving barman gives it a guitar, that it proceeds to play like Clapton.

A patron leads it to a piano, which it proceeds to play like Elton John.

Everyone is amazed.

Finally, a Scotsman gives it a set of bagpipes. There is much fumbling and commotion for a few minutes and the Scotsman laughs and says, "So, this is something you can't play?"

"Play?" Asks the octopus, "I'm gonna fuck her stupid the moment I get her pyjamas off!"
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RE: joke time
June 4, 2019 at 8:36 pm (This post was last modified: June 4, 2019 at 8:40 pm by ignoramus.)
There's a new local band called 1023 MB? They're close but not quite gig worthy.
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RE: joke time
June 4, 2019 at 9:42 pm
Took me ages to get that. :-)




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RE: joke time
June 6, 2019 at 12:11 am (This post was last modified: June 6, 2019 at 12:11 am by ignoramus.)
Apparently, being an executioner in medieval times was the job to have if you wanted to get a head!
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RE: joke time
June 8, 2019 at 7:25 am
How many molecules are there in a bowl of guacamole?




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#3169
RE: joke time
June 9, 2019 at 10:59 am
How come Google assistant jokes are always puns?

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RE: joke time
June 10, 2019 at 4:15 pm
I'm in two minds about Hitler.

Yes, he did a lot of terrible things.

But then, he DID kill Hitler!
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