(June 10, 2019 at 4:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(June 3, 2019 at 6:22 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: An octopus slithers into a bar and loudly pronounces, "I can play any musical instrument you give me!"
A disbelieving barman gives it a guitar, that it proceeds to play like Clapton.
A patron leads it to a piano, which it proceeds to play like Elton John.
Everyone is amazed.
Finally, a Scotsman gives it a set of bagpipes. There is much fumbling and commotion for a few minutes and the Scotsman laughs and says, "So, this is something you can't play?"
"Play?" Asks the octopus, "I'm gonna fuck her stupid the moment I get her pyjamas off!"
It is a strange but true fact, that Highland pipes are the only known exponential instrument: When played simultaneously, ten bagpipes are not ten times as awful as one bagpipe - they are one hundred times worse.
Boru
Yet they totally fail to drive the enemy away as intended.
Dying to live, living to die.