A woman is just getting out of the shower as her husband is getting in, when the doorbell rings. Quickly wrapping a towel around her, she rushes downstairs. She opens the door and it's Bob, the next-door neighbour.
After an awkward silence, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' She thinks for a few seconds and drops it. Bob takes a good long look, hands her the money and leaves.
When she returns upstairs, her husband asks who was at the door.
'Just our neighbour Bob,' she answers.
'Great! Did he happen to mention the $800 he owes me?'
Boru
After an awkward silence, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' She thinks for a few seconds and drops it. Bob takes a good long look, hands her the money and leaves.
When she returns upstairs, her husband asks who was at the door.
'Just our neighbour Bob,' she answers.
'Great! Did he happen to mention the $800 he owes me?'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson