(April 3, 2021 at 7:49 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote:This sounds like a response my husband would get from me...except that it would be only in the dialog in my head. If I said it out loud he would be in a pissy mood for days/weeks/months.(April 3, 2021 at 4:35 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Iggy was on his first date with a new girlfriend.
After dinner and a movie, he drove her back to her place to drop her off.
She leaned in and gave him a goodnight kiss.
Then she got out, closed the door, and leaned into the open window. She smiled and said, "I have a rule that we have to wait three months before we have sex."
Iggy gunned his mustang and said, "Okay. I'll call you closer to the time," and drove away.
I just mentioned to the Mrs the other day: Did you ever imagine in your wildest dreams that you and I are now retired, in Queensland, and living the dream?
She just said with a confused look on her face: In my "wildest dreams", you don't even get a mention!
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