(May 13, 2021 at 6:17 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Surgeon: Don't worry, David, it's a very minor operation.
Me: My name's not David.
Surgeon: I know. I'm David.
Boru
Surgeon, "Relax, Barry. It's a serious operation, but your chances of survival are good."
Patient, "My name's not Barry."
Surgeon, *writes madly on chart* "It is now."
Boss, "Beccs!!"
Dying to live, living to die.