Two prostitutes are driving round with a sign on their car that says ‘TWO HOOKERS - $50’. A cop pulls them over and tells them that they can either remove the sign or get arrested. Just then, a car drives past with a sign reading ‘JESUS SAVES!’
‘Why don’t you pull them over for their sign?’ one of the girls asks.
‘That’s a religious message, they’re allowed,’ says the cop. The girls grumble a bit, but eventually remove the sign and drive off.
The very next day, the cop sees the same two girls in the same car, but with an even bigger sign. Thinking he’s got an easy arrest, the cop pulls them over. But when he walks up to the car, he realizes it’s a different sign and now reads, ‘TWO FALLEN ANGELS LOOKING FOR PETER - $50’.
Boru
‘Why don’t you pull them over for their sign?’ one of the girls asks.
‘That’s a religious message, they’re allowed,’ says the cop. The girls grumble a bit, but eventually remove the sign and drive off.
The very next day, the cop sees the same two girls in the same car, but with an even bigger sign. Thinking he’s got an easy arrest, the cop pulls them over. But when he walks up to the car, he realizes it’s a different sign and now reads, ‘TWO FALLEN ANGELS LOOKING FOR PETER - $50’.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson