A nervous father paced back and forth in a hospital waiting room. He was nervous because his wife was giving birth to their third child, and the first two children were born with gross deformities.
The doctor retrieved him from the waiting room, and immediately the father asked, "Is the baby okay?"
"We'll just let you see for yourself," the doctor replied.
After a long walk down the hall they finally reach the hospital room. And there, on the hospital bed lay the man's child. The father was horrified. The child was a huge eyeball.
"Oh my God!" the father exclaimed, "How could it be any worse than this?"
The doctor said, "He's blind."
The doctor retrieved him from the waiting room, and immediately the father asked, "Is the baby okay?"
"We'll just let you see for yourself," the doctor replied.
After a long walk down the hall they finally reach the hospital room. And there, on the hospital bed lay the man's child. The father was horrified. The child was a huge eyeball.
"Oh my God!" the father exclaimed, "How could it be any worse than this?"
The doctor said, "He's blind."