Wife: ‘We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?’
Me: ‘They’re for the cats.’
Wife: ‘Ok - why are you making pancakes for the cats?’
Me: ‘Because they aren’t allowed to use the stove.’
Boru
Me: ‘They’re for the cats.’
Wife: ‘Ok - why are you making pancakes for the cats?’
Me: ‘Because they aren’t allowed to use the stove.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson