(June 9, 2022 at 1:03 am)onlinebiker Wrote:(June 3, 2022 at 7:28 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A rich oil sheikh was in a bind. His son's 12th birthday was coming up and he didn't know what to get him.
Finally, he went to his son and said, "My son, soon it will be your birthday and I don't know what to get you. You have cars, your own plane,servants, even your own palace. What is it you want for your birthday?"
"Father," replied the boy, "What I have always wanted, and have been too afraid to ask for, is a Mickey Mouse outfit!"
So, the next day, the father bought his son the Republican party*
*and he got it cheap.
Same joke - but insert "A Goofy Outfit" and "Democrat."..
Similar to the reason a judge wouldn't grant Mickey Mouse a divorce from Minnie, simply because she was mentally ill.
Mickey told the judge she was fucking goofy.
Disappointing theists since 1968!