Met a lovely young woman on the tennis courts. I'm not shy, so I gave her my best winning smile and told her what a sexy little sack of estrogen she was. She asked me if I'd like to double up. I said, 'Sure!' and she kicked me in the balls...
Boru
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson