RE: joke time
January 10, 2015 at 6:20 am
(This post was last modified: January 10, 2015 at 6:32 am by robvalue.)
While working on the construction site, John fell from a ladder and broke both his legs. He says to his friend, the zen master, "This is so bad!"
The zen master says, "We'll see."
John picked up a massive compensation payment from his work, enough to live on forever. He said to his friend, "So it was actually good I broke my legs!"
The zen master says, "We'll see."
John ends up buying a massive mansion to live in. It's so big, he ends up in an old property dispute with a neighbour, and along with the upkeep, his money runs out and he has to sell to pay the debts. He says, "So it was a bad thing after all that I broke my legs. Now I'm penniless too."
The zen master says, "We'll see."
John decides to live rough until he gets a better plan. He finds the experience enlightening, and he becomes one with nature in ways he never felt possible. His legs have healed up nicely, and they are now stronger than ever thanks to great medical treatment. He says, "So it was a good thing after all! I've found what I've been looking for my whole life."
The zen master says, "We'll see."
A woman goes to see the doctor. She asks, "Do you think I'll live another 20 years doctor?"
He asks her some questions.
"Do you drink?"
"No."
"Do you smoke?"
"No."
"Do you have sexual intercourse?"
"Never doctor."
He considers carefully, then replies, "We'll what the fuck do you want to live another 20 years for?"
A philosophy student, a physics student and a maths student are on a train together. They are going to Scotland for the first time. They wonder how it will differ from England. They glance out of the window, and see a black sheep.
The philosophy student remarks, "Ah well! They do have black sheep in Scotland I see."
The physics student cuts in, "No, Scotland has at least one black sheep."
The maths student, without looking up, murmurs, "No, there exists a field in Scotland, containing at least one sheep, of which at least one side is black."
The zen master says, "We'll see."
John picked up a massive compensation payment from his work, enough to live on forever. He said to his friend, "So it was actually good I broke my legs!"
The zen master says, "We'll see."
John ends up buying a massive mansion to live in. It's so big, he ends up in an old property dispute with a neighbour, and along with the upkeep, his money runs out and he has to sell to pay the debts. He says, "So it was a bad thing after all that I broke my legs. Now I'm penniless too."
The zen master says, "We'll see."
John decides to live rough until he gets a better plan. He finds the experience enlightening, and he becomes one with nature in ways he never felt possible. His legs have healed up nicely, and they are now stronger than ever thanks to great medical treatment. He says, "So it was a good thing after all! I've found what I've been looking for my whole life."
The zen master says, "We'll see."
A woman goes to see the doctor. She asks, "Do you think I'll live another 20 years doctor?"
He asks her some questions.
"Do you drink?"
"No."
"Do you smoke?"
"No."
"Do you have sexual intercourse?"
"Never doctor."
He considers carefully, then replies, "We'll what the fuck do you want to live another 20 years for?"
A philosophy student, a physics student and a maths student are on a train together. They are going to Scotland for the first time. They wonder how it will differ from England. They glance out of the window, and see a black sheep.
The philosophy student remarks, "Ah well! They do have black sheep in Scotland I see."
The physics student cuts in, "No, Scotland has at least one black sheep."
The maths student, without looking up, murmurs, "No, there exists a field in Scotland, containing at least one sheep, of which at least one side is black."
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