I went to a restaurant this evening to meet up with this bird I've been chatting to online.
"I hope you don't mind me saying this," I said, "but you don't look anything like your profile picture."
"Yeah, I get that a lot," he said.
"I hope you don't mind me saying this," I said, "but you don't look anything like your profile picture."
"Yeah, I get that a lot," he said.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'