Maybe Harold Camping and everybody else who've predicted the rapture were right every time. Just nobody they knew got taken and we all mistakenly thought they were pitiable loonies. With 7,000,000,000 people in the world, I'll bet that somebody is disappearing every day without an explanation. No explanation means goddidit in the sky right?
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat?