Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead?

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Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead?

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RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead?

April 21, 2010 at 8:39 pm

Hey, Thor....

This comment bugged me for a few hours

Quote:Yeah, they claim the verse in John does not specifically state that she was alone.

Do your xtian buddies know that none of their fucking gospels "specifically state" that anyone saw jesus "rise from the dead?" In fact, the gospel of "Peter" is the only one to contain a description of the actual resurrection event and adds in two giant angels, a super-sized Jesus, and a talking cross emerging from the empty tomb! It was regarded as too fucking stupid even for xtians which really says a lot.

So I guess your pals don't believe that jc came back from the dead either since no one there at the time specifically claimed to see it?

You might enjoy this, amigo.

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Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead? - by Thor - March 31, 2010 at 10:03 am

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RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead? - by Minimalist - March 31, 2010 at 12:42 pm

RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead? - by Thor - March 31, 2010 at 2:48 pm

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RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead? - by Thor - April 23, 2010 at 9:29 am

RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead? - by Minimalist - March 31, 2010 at 3:34 pm

RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead? - by Thor - March 31, 2010 at 3:46 pm

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RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead? - by Thor - March 31, 2010 at 5:06 pm

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