RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
July 30, 2015 at 9:54 am
(This post was last modified: July 30, 2015 at 9:56 am by Exian.)
We already have a JesusHChrist, thank you very much.
But what if Jesus' prophesied return had accounted for the Internet, and he comes back as a disembodied Internet user?! A Holy Ghost in a shell, if you will. I'm surprised we haven't had a few nut jobs with this theory already. Welp, I've convince myself. I accept Internet Jesus as my load and screensavior.
But what if Jesus' prophesied return had accounted for the Internet, and he comes back as a disembodied Internet user?! A Holy Ghost in a shell, if you will. I'm surprised we haven't had a few nut jobs with this theory already. Welp, I've convince myself. I accept Internet Jesus as my load and screensavior.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue