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The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
We already have a JesusHChrist, thank you very much.

But what if Jesus' prophesied return had accounted for the Internet, and he comes back as a disembodied Internet user?! A Holy Ghost in a shell, if you will. I'm surprised we haven't had a few nut jobs with this theory already. Welp, I've convince myself. I accept Internet Jesus as my load and screensavior.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations - by Exian - July 30, 2015 at 9:54 am

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