Oh, I got you beat all beat in the gross baby diaper competition. We had to put my youngest daughter's diapers on backwards to prevent her from randomly stripping in embarrasing moments.
For those who don't know, when you leave base housing, your quarters have to be cleaned and inspected. A woman stopped by to give me a pre inspection advice and asked to see the house. We got to my daughters bedroom and she asked if she could look inside. Fearing that I would wake my daughter from nap I told the lady no but for some weird reason she insisted so I opened the door. My smiling baby girl had not only stripped off every article of clothing but had smeared poop all over her face, in her hair and on her cribs and the walls closest to her bed. The woman looked at me like I 'd grown an extra head. I told her that she would have to let herself out because I needed to tend to my child. Blech
For those who don't know, when you leave base housing, your quarters have to be cleaned and inspected. A woman stopped by to give me a pre inspection advice and asked to see the house. We got to my daughters bedroom and she asked if she could look inside. Fearing that I would wake my daughter from nap I told the lady no but for some weird reason she insisted so I opened the door. My smiling baby girl had not only stripped off every article of clothing but had smeared poop all over her face, in her hair and on her cribs and the walls closest to her bed. The woman looked at me like I 'd grown an extra head. I told her that she would have to let herself out because I needed to tend to my child. Blech
