The Taboo of Number Two

[brewer]

OK went through all the posts and didn't find an answer. I'm bidet curious. Here goes:

Is the water pressure adjustable? Can you change it based on the adhesive quality of the poop? Yes. think of it as a mini sprinkler. You can adjust pressure and temperature.

Are there bidets with pulsating stream options? Lol, not that I've personally seen.

Can the steam be adjusted (narrow to wide angle)? Only by default. The more pressure you have on it, the wider it gets.

Is there a hand held option (just like a shower head)? Not on any bidet I've personally seen.

What is the splatter factor radius (if there is one, am I sterilizing the surrounding floor after)? Is there an add on option to reduce splatter? You're sitting on the bidet, so your butt is covering it up. The splash goes on your butt but does not escape out onto the floor. At least not if you do it right I guess.


OK, next question is a short one. If you're pooping in public and there are three or more stalls to choose from (assume they are all unoccupied), which stall are you most likely to choose? Handycapped stall because it's bigger, further away, and tends to be cleaner because less people use it. If there is no handycapped stall, I just take whichever stall is furthest away from the sinks/etc and cleanest looking. What about you?

Thanks, that answers most questions.

As to splatter and butt seal, I guess this a legs together/sitting option only (must have a tight seal or some splatter in unavoidable). What if you have a narrow butt? What if you have a splatter poop and the cling ons are outside the perimeter of the seat lip?

Stall Choice: If all are empty I select the cleanest, usually #1. If some are occupied I'll pick #1 if available. If anticipating a particularly rude secession (gas/liquid/high velocity projectile) I'll pick what I believe is the least offensive.