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Hairspray Conspiracy
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RE: Hairspray Conspiracy
You wonder when one of the options is that a politician is pandering to his voting bloc?  I don't.  It's what they do...they can't help it anymore than a seagull can stop itself from stealing your sandwich.
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Hairspray Conspiracy - by Fake Messiah - May 12, 2016 at 3:49 pm
RE: Hairspray Conspiracy - by Minimalist - May 12, 2016 at 3:59 pm
RE: Hairspray Conspiracy - by AFTT47 - May 12, 2016 at 4:11 pm
RE: Hairspray Conspiracy - by The Grand Nudger - May 12, 2016 at 5:41 pm
RE: Hairspray Conspiracy - by Minimalist - May 12, 2016 at 5:41 pm
RE: Hairspray Conspiracy - by vorlon13 - May 12, 2016 at 6:05 pm

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