god gives them a sign. The giant turd flushed, it's a sign. The toilet clogged, it's a sign. Anything can be a sign. I asked god, then I sneezed. I prayed and shit didn't happen, it's OK, must be a sign, god just said no. Guess I just have to live with the rhoids, god is teaching me.
The best signs, god shows up in food, oil spills, rust stains, a crumpled piece of paper. They start seeing jesus in tree scars when normal people see vaginas.
The best signs, god shows up in food, oil spills, rust stains, a crumpled piece of paper. They start seeing jesus in tree scars when normal people see vaginas.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
