"maybe the cat is depositing doots in your piehole at night?"
"swallow harder"
"sure, once they hear you're getting a third breast"
"chickens! They poop breakfast !!"
"Wednesday: The pelvic mammogram"
" a Catholic ultrasound?"
"they're just trying to avoid paying for your third sex change"
"what setting do I have to put it on to only see penises?"
"I think my lava lamp is spawning a fetus"
"Polyps taste like chicken"
"can you rent a glacier ? "
"swallow harder"
"sure, once they hear you're getting a third breast"
"chickens! They poop breakfast !!"
"Wednesday: The pelvic mammogram"
" a Catholic ultrasound?"
"they're just trying to avoid paying for your third sex change"
"what setting do I have to put it on to only see penises?"
"I think my lava lamp is spawning a fetus"
"Polyps taste like chicken"
"can you rent a glacier ? "
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
