I just remembered getting a strange text some years ago from an unrecognised number, saying "whip me strip me make me cum fuck me suck me all night long". After a bit of feigned innocence and skilful torture, it turned out that Sam and Shell were playing a prank on me, with Shell's new 'phone.
I got my own back.
I got my own back.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
