RE: Just because She's Topless
January 5, 2018 at 9:56 pm
(This post was last modified: January 5, 2018 at 10:12 pm by Haipule.)
(January 5, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:Well, that explains me!(January 5, 2018 at 3:32 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Round, pronounced hips signal fertiity, so I think you are correct. The butt is kind of part of the hips...
Not so much that they signal fertility, which is a monthly thing, but rather, they indicate that the woman has better odds of surviving childbirth and being a contributing parent in the long term. As humans evolved, perinatal cranial capacity grew, and a fine line was drawn between optimal pelvic room and optimal brain size. A woman who could more easily give birth to a large-brained child was, I think more likely to give birth successfully, take part in parenting so that the child could have better odds of reaching maturity, and as a bonus, allow for children with larger brains.
(January 5, 2018 at 3:09 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:(January 4, 2018 at 4:23 pm)Haipule Wrote: If some chick wants to grab my package: go for it! Just be gentle with the boys! However, if a man tried it...!!!
You know what when a woman does grab your "stuff" it is a bit jarring if you aren't expecting it.
Sharon Sturmey I am looking at you.
Once I was driving my car with a female passenger work associate. She reached over and unzipped and pulled it out. I reached over with my right hand and groped her breasts. Then slid my hand down her belly and massaged her crotch. She was angry at me and said, "You missed!"
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.