As for your god, or any god deserving of the title, if it has any issues with anything I say or do, it can fucking come and tell me itself, and stop sending its lickspittles.
Fucking thing is so powerless it can't even take offence by itself.
Fucking thing is so powerless it can't even take offence by itself.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'