Pet Photos thread where too much is never enough.

[mlmooney89]

Anybody else notice that the blanket in the background has subliminal sex?

Lmaoooo you are way off base here. It's a little girl's blanket my grandmother made. It's just full of girly girl stuff.

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Zero photo dump

Smart as a whip but still ate a bee. His nose is all swollen. Had to be carried home cause he is a drama queen.

Most of my dogs have chomped bees at some point or other but never had any swelling from it. Poor unlucky Zero. What does he weigh again? Hard to imagine him being carried by you and would be an awkward load for your hubby as well I'd think.

Meet Fender, my mom's 3 legged pitt bull. Her boyfriend has a stranger sense of humor because he found her on the side of the road after being hit by a car. He took her to the vet and ended up keeping her then saying she was hurt by the fender of a car so that's her new name. It's been a few years now and she can keep up with the other dogs running, established her dominance as alpha, and sometimes face plants if you get up too quickly while she leans against you.

A very lol-worthy choice of name. Glad to hear she does so well on three legs. Is she alpha because she was on the scene before Zero, or is it just her nature?

Zero is 77lbs. I can't carry him and it was awkward as fuck for Tony. Zero chomped on the bee then pranced off. A few minutes later he started stumbling so we turned for home. Within another minute he laid down in the middle of the road and refused to get up. I was about in hysterical meltdown so Tony picked him up and carried him a block but he had to put him down. I ended up sitting next to him while Tony went home for the truck. We got home and Tony happened to have something similar to benadryl in shot form. We gave him that and it knocked him out. He woke up swollen like that but happy and playful. He was fine within a few hours. It took me another day to calm down enough to leave him.

Fender is quite a bit older than Zero and she has been there much longer so she gets to be alpha. Not to mention Zero doesn't give a fuck about being alpha and he only gets upset when she cuddles me and won't let him on the couch.