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Jennifer Aniston to play lesbian president in new Netflix movie
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RE: Jennifer Aniston to play lesbian president in new Netflix movie
(May 23, 2018 at 3:00 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Aren't you excited? I just wonder what would a lesbian president do?
...listening......I;m thinking fellatio in the oval office at 3 in the morning during a stressful bit of negotiation....


Quote:Her wife will be played by Tig Notaro.

...nope, lost me. 

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RE: Jennifer Aniston to play lesbian president in new Netflix movie - by The Grand Nudger - May 23, 2018 at 6:38 am

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