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Jennifer Aniston to play lesbian president in new Netflix movie
May 23, 2018 at 3:00 am
Aren't you excited? I just wonder what would a lesbian president do? Her wife will be played by Tig Notaro.
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RE: Jennifer Aniston to play lesbian president in new Netflix movie
May 23, 2018 at 3:18 am
(May 23, 2018 at 3:00 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Aren't you excited? I just wonder what would a lesbian president do? Her wife will be played by Tig Notaro.
Will she be wearing comfortable shoes?
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RE: Jennifer Aniston to play lesbian president in new Netflix movie
May 23, 2018 at 4:00 am
Will she be wearing a strapon
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RE: Jennifer Aniston to play lesbian president in new Netflix movie
May 23, 2018 at 4:39 am
(May 23, 2018 at 3:00 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Aren't you excited? I just wonder what would a lesbian president do? Her wife will be played by Tig Notaro.
I think she would use teleporters to get around.
(Get it? Because... never mind.)
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RE: Jennifer Aniston to play lesbian president in new Netflix movie
May 23, 2018 at 6:38 am
(This post was last modified: May 23, 2018 at 6:39 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(May 23, 2018 at 3:00 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Aren't you excited? I just wonder what would a lesbian president do? ...listening......I;m thinking fellatio in the oval office at 3 in the morning during a stressful bit of negotiation....
Quote:Her wife will be played by Tig Notaro.
...nope, lost me.
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RE: Jennifer Aniston to play lesbian president in new Netflix movie
May 23, 2018 at 7:39 am
Yeah, in her new roles in the WH she'll have to cut less on saying "Ross?" "Ross!" "Ross." "Ross?!" but more "Mon!" "Mon?"
I mean this isn't far from the truth because I remember when she was with Jim Carrey on Oprah promoting "Bruce Almighty" Jim Carrey said how Aniston, by mistake, once drove herself to the parking lot where "Friends" used to be shot and was therefore late for the shooting of Almighty.
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RE: Jennifer Aniston to play lesbian president in new Netflix movie
May 23, 2018 at 7:49 am
I never liked Jennifer Aniston, because the show Friends was completely overrated, but she earned my respect through her willingness to stick to her personal ideal of not wanting to ever bear any children of her own into this world; there's just too much breeding going on in this world.
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RE: Jennifer Aniston to play lesbian president in new Netflix movie
May 23, 2018 at 7:52 am
Tig Notaro will be a "Drill" in that couple, she has a boyish look.
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RE: Jennifer Aniston to play lesbian president in new Netflix movie
May 23, 2018 at 8:07 am
(May 23, 2018 at 7:49 am)Kit Wrote: I never liked Jennifer Aniston, because the show Friends was completely overrated, but she earned my respect through her willingness to stick to her personal ideal of not wanting to ever bear any children of her own into this world; there's just too much breeding going on in this world.
But we should keep in practice, just in case. 
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RE: Jennifer Aniston to play lesbian president in new Netflix movie
May 23, 2018 at 8:10 am
Will they get to choose new carpeting?
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