The Lie Known as "Salvation"

[RDK1]

If you need the idea of a god to feel happy, I'm sorry that's the case, but go for it.  I don't think that your interpretation fits with the actual texts, but since it's all fictional, what does it matter?  Your god sounds like one of those creepy MLM front-men...follow these simple steps and soon you'll have the vacation homes and private jets.  Appeal to greed and the desire to get good stuff without earning it: it's an effective con, sure.   

Doesn't incline me to believe, trust, or sell the vitamins.

All of the language transliteration is not needed. The simple premise of salvation is freedom from guilt and an offering of forgiveness. This is a simple gesture to humanity of God's love to us. The rest is just calories.