Ten Facts...

[The Valkyrie]

4.  I think Nirvana sucked.

6.  I was once suspended from school for hitting a bully who walked through me with a wooden bat and then punching her a couple of times.

4. Agreed.
6. Wait I'm confused, did you hit the bully with the bat or did they walk into you while holding it?

4. I once saved someone from freezing to death

This sounds like a story I would like to hear.

4.  One of my brothers once tried to murder me with a pair of garden shears.

5.  I once vomited on a cop.  Deliberately.

6.  I've been arrested 7 times.

9.  I once held an appointed political office for three weeks.

Boru

4,5,6; Care to elaborate?
9; Why only 3 weeks?

2. I can put my right leg behind my head (not my left leg though.)

Are you right handed?

7.  Batman is the best American superhero.

I think so too. My thing is because he doesn't have any superpowers (I also like Iron Man because of this) Why do you think he is best?

6.   I was insanely phobic about birds when I was a kid. I'm a bit better now. A bit.

I get you to a small degree. I read the novella The Birds in high school and to this day if any bird other than a small finch or sparrow looks at me I will back away. I'm pretty sure my death will involve birds pecking out my eyes.

5- When I was younger I only read fiction under duress.  Now I'm vacuuming up all the great novels I can get to.

Any favorites?

2. For a while, I was my own uncle.

Please explain.

I was in the school yard hitting a ball around with a bat. This bitch walked up on me from behind, walking somewhere else, and just shoved me out of the way. I snapped and hit her in the back of the head with the bat.

Batman. Exactly as you explained. No super powers. Just lots of training and discipline.

It's kinda why I like Judge Dredd, too.